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Goodwill Hands

The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.

"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."

by Swagatha Christie January 26, 2013


Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018


Hamburger Hand

When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.

Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand

by Lils6m February 7, 2018


Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017


Hot hand

Usually used in basketball when somebody has a “ hot hand” it means there making almost every shot and seems hard for them to miss and it can also be used for a female or male that shoot shots in dms and gets their way everytime = hothand

Give Marc the ball he got the hot hand

Watch me get this hoe number I got the hothand

by Goatedcannotbefw June 12, 2021


Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol January 12, 2016


No Handed Barracuda

The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.

Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.

by Poz Aus December 31, 2016