The gross way your hands feel after you have been rummaging around in thrift stores.
"Hand me a moist towelette, I have Goodwill Hands."
The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!
————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
When you wipe your ass, and you pull your hand out and there's brown on it.
Brett: Owen?
Owen: What Brett
Brett: Can you finish wiping my ass? I got Hamburger Hand
Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs
That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not
Usually used in basketball when somebody has a “ hot hand” it means there making almost every shot and seems hard for them to miss and it can also be used for a female or male that shoot shots in dms and gets their way everytime = hothand
Give Marc the ball he got the hot hand
Watch me get this hoe number I got the hothand
When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.
I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
The act of two in the pink and one in the stink, without your hands. Usually using your penis in the anus and two testicles in the vagina.
Norman found a game one at the club last night. He gave her a No Handed Barracuda.