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When an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a button fly and claims that the fly will not open. Those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. Thus, the boxers have a "fly of faith" which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
Guy 1: I bought some boxers yesterday that didn't have a button and then I had a sleepover with Mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! Now she'll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
Guy 2: You shouldn't have trusted the fly of faith. I always buy my boxers with a button.
Guy 1: True that.
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Someone looking to find a companion for smoking things of a questionable nature.
Eric: Do you want to fly tonight?
Kelso: Yeah, we can to go to your basement and take care of that.
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When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.
I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.
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Someone who you hate because you love them so much.
Mere words can't describe her only "Fly"
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having sex in mid-air!for instance
1)in an aeroplane
2)when fucking on a swing
they had a flying fuck in the garden!
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When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.
Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished
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A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.
Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"
Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"
Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"
Dan: "When's your next class?"
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