Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.

To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.

talking to a brick wall

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand

Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall

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Drive Up a Wall

To bother or annoy to a large extent.

The word 'owned' drives me up a wall.

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WHITE WALLS

WHITE RINGS AROUND NOSTRALS DUE TO SNORTING EITHER COCAINE OR METH. WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CHECK YOU NOSE

CAN YOU CHECK MY NOSE FOR "WHITE WALLS" BEFORE I SEE THE BOSS ABOUT MY RAISE.

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Wall Raper

Some one that brushes them selves agaisnt a wall.

Kyle is a wall raper, he likes to touch walls with his body while hes walking.

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Hit All the Walls

A phrase popularized by the show Ugly Americans when the main character's friend advises him to "Go deep" and "hit all the walls."

This most likely refers to the walls of the human vagina.

Dude, you need to go deep, and hit all the walls. Know what I'm sayin'?

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Blue Wall of Silence

The notion that despite police rules and regulations; a
police officer may not turn in or otherwise provide damaging information in regards to a fellow officer. The term is more for the use of only corrupt police officers and not the police force in general.

The Blue Wall of Silence is prevelant in many cases involving police corruption here in the State of Georgia.

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