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A poor golf shot that works well.
That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.
A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.
The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
man who acts like wife and is the submissive one in the relationship, along side used with #girlboss
Bill: Do you have a wife?
Jack: No bruv I've got myself a MALE wife,
Noun-a person who depends on his wife 's remittances abroad to support him and his vices, er, hobbies, including but not exclusively, buying used or second-hand built Gunpla and most probably dating ExGFs, if the latter do exist. This person would often flex things he doesn't have, and the things he does have aren't that significant to flex to being with, like a measly Gunpla collection, bidets, toilets and even satellite dishes.
When asked if he can pay for the commission he wants done, he replies with "I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance" then backs out at the last moment, right after the the person who's going to do the commission have bought materials and paint. This person would also do a 180, putting the blame on the builder for bullshit reasons, and even name drops the biggest Gunpla collector, then later on diss that same collector.
This person does not have a <real> job, but deludes himself that he will be able to achieve a huge Gunpla/toy collection with remittances from his wife, aiming to catch up to the Biggest Collector he dissed earlier on.
"How much for a commission?"
"Are you sure? You might back out like you did the previous guy."
"No I'm sure. How much? I'm just waiting for my wife's remittance."
"Ah, so you're a wife-leecher..."
Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.
He's so poggers and wife pilled.