Turtle Trap

slang for marajuana or an item used for smoking it. see Catching Turtles

were going Catching Turtles can you bring the turtle trap?

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french turtle

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.

"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."

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shadow turtle

A turd that slides down into the toilet in such a way that you can just see its 'head' poking out.

I was trying to see the corn I ate last night, but it was a shadow turtle.

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shy turtle

When a male's penis shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. The balls act as a visual representation of the tortoise shell and the head of the penis as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.

Man did you see Hank's wiener? It looked like a fuckin shy turtle!

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Butt Turtle

One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie or those little corns that sometimes don't digest fully.

Seek, Seekafizzl, Diabolic, Millipede, and Seek

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baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS

"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"

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Turtle Kiss

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.

I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.

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