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When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
Dude, he popped a squat over her keyboard and did a waffle maker.
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The imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog shit.
"Matt made a dirty waffle. Please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside."
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A girl gets on top of a guy and another guy gets on the girl. They roll around, thus creating a Rofl Waffle.
Aww, Cheryl! You broke your back doing the rofl waffle?
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When a man attempts to dry out his moist grundle by blasting Gold Bonds medicated power into his humid pouch. The caked humidity is far often too great usually resulting in the thick crotch waffle falling out his short or pant leg.
John used too much Gold Bonds...While going for a lay-up, a crotch waffle rolled out on to the court
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used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it
that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!
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The nastiest looking vaginal disease or std on the face of the earth. Looks blue and gross like waffles.
Jen has blue waffle vagina and it is nasty.
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When you soak a waffle in shit filled toilet water and let it sit overnight and dry. In the morning throw it in the toaster, toast it and it will let this smell of Satan ripping ass out throughout the house and then serve it to your friend.
I heard that bob got sick yesterday
Yeah I gave him a stink waffle
Didn’t he smell it?
I just served it with extra maple syrup
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