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A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.
Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.
"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".
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A list of legally owned rifles and shotguns so far costing Canadians over 2 billion dollars. This list does not include criminally owned guns, smuggled or illegal guns.
The first step towards creating a police state
Considering the long gun registry has not saved one life, prevented one crime or kept illegal guns out of the hands of criminals it has only one use. The confiscation of legally attained and owned property
Endorsed by the Canadian association of Police Chiefs as
life saving tool. It is actually used by the police to confiscate law abiding citizens guns in order to appear tough on crime.
The gun registry costs tax payers 40-60 million dollars a year.
The registry should not be confused with testing, licensing, and background checks as it is completely separate
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To Retire, settle down.
It's based on the idea of an old gun slinger who finds true love and 'hangs up his guns' to become a farmer.
In modern usage, it could be said about a guy who has previously had lots of casual relationships, or considers himself a 'playa'
"I tell ya man this chick is sooo sweet!"
"So you gonna hang up the guns?"
"Holstering my weapon as we speak"
"Mug!"
the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
To masturbate even after you've ejaculated.
Derek couldn't stop masturbating, thus commiting machine gun masturbation.
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n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.
The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.
The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun
Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion
Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!
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When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.
While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...
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