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Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
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Exsessivly big, loud mufflers found on rice rockets that sound like a farts.
Damn, his fart pipe is louder than a room full of drunken sailors!
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The act of recruiting 2 or more friends or family members to join you in farting, simultaneously, on an unsuspecting victim.
Jonas was quietly enjoying his sushi when suddenly he saw his mum running backwards out of the kitchen, as if by lightening his dad and sister also popped up from behind the couch. It was in this instant that Jonas knew he was nano seconds away from being group farted by his family.
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Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
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a warm fart feels warm and smells like death. may feel like you sharted but it is just steam. often happen after eating hot and spicy food such as, Mexican, Indian, Taco Bell, and mcdonalds.
you don't want to be in the same room or car with some one who has warm farts
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1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.
2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
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A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy
"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"
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