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It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.
"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.
And their long horses mare."
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A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.
I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.
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A phrase used at the end of an unbelievably long and boring story to summarize what you have just heard, thereby giving you both the long version and the short version of the story. It is often confused with the phrase to make a long story short, however, the speaker using this phrase has no intention of making the story short.
I want to tell you all about my amazing day, after borrowing your car this morning I went to the supermarket. At the supermarket I bought organic vegetables, but was not able to buy organic tomatoes. After the supermarket, I went to the hardware store ... When I was leaving the football stadium, this black sports car came racing towards me and collided into me head-on. The police were called, but no one was injured. I estimate the damage to your car will cost at least $20,000 to repair. The long and the short, I totaled your car!!
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A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
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Maui Waui And The Good Vibrations. Really cool band from Long Island. Their shows are really fun. Cool people. Sexy girls dancing. 311, Sublime, red hot chili peppers vibe going on. Awesome people!
original rock/funk band from the streets of Franklin Square. Great Long Island music
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"Dude, that place has a mammoth burger. When she handed it to me I was like... 'ohhhh all night long!'"
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lbi is the shit, i mean horney sluty torists girls, who want to fuck constenly. Laughing and ragging on the torrists as they walk around little scooners warf. The surf is not to good but i go every day. Also the smizz is the danks.
where you get this dank smizz.
Long Beach Island
I love that place, fuck a tourists there.
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