Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

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Arrow of Time

The direction of time associated with entropy increasing, people growing old and dying, coffee mugs breaking, and the like.

The Arrow of Time as hit me again as I watch many things I loved disapear.

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small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.

He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.

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Time bomb

A method of using solid (tablet) drugs orally. Consists of crushing the tablets to powder, wrapping with one-ply toilet paper, and swallowing the "capsule." Results in a faster onset of effects (better bioavailability due to increased surface area).

"Yo, we leave in 30 minutes. Wanna drop an e?"

"Yea man but I'm aching for a buzz now. I'm gonna make a time bomb."

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lost time

n. An oilfield term describing time not spent doing the task at hand (drilling, producing, or servicing wells). Lost time typically results in telephone calls, e-mail and paperwork from the FSM.

We had four hours of lost time on the last shift.

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time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.

I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.

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G times

a shortened version of good times.

it was a really great party, totally G Times.

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