a chick who digs sweet mustaches, cases of Zima, and cuttin up rugs like a Persian merchant
My word! Prey tell that the maiden I doth see be not more than a visage of a pure urban woman!
To masterbate.
because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.
A tiny woman that posesses a cunt
Like the song "Little cunt womannnn ... where are you goingggg"
A woman who drinks a lot of Diet Coke and yells a lot especially at middle schoolers.
The Diet Coke woman yelled am me for using my computer and my phone in the middle school hallway
It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....