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Evan is a fine and dandy man. His stench is overpowering like a stack of warm potatoes. It smells nice. Needs some spice.
The most awesomest person in da whole wide world
Speaking to an Evan: You are an Evan
A short kid that skateboards but isn’t very good. also is thic
Did u see that kid skateboarding? he’s such an evan
Evan is an attractive man and has a much larger penis than George Robertson.
He holds the records for worlds largest eyebrows and worlds sexiest eyes