I already work around the clock!

An exclamatory statement made in anger when an already overworked person is asked to work even more.

Terrible actor from crappy trilogy about mummies:

"We can do this if we push ourselves, if we work around the clock..."

Over the hill actor from good trilogy about archeologists, but subsequently ruined by an over the hill director and aliens?!?:

"I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!!!"

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Hummer rimmer reach around

hummer rimmer reach around: the nearly impossible act of giving someone a blow job, rim job and hand job all at the same time. Anything is possible!

"so i thought she was just going to play the ol'trombone last night but instead she went above and beyond and gave me a hummer rimmer reach around!!!"

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move your tongue around more

asking somebody to move their tongue around more

Daniel you should move your tongue around more.

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she has been passed around

See pass around. Women that have been passed from one man to another man(usually a buddy or friend) in serial usually as a sex toy, but sometimes as a mistress.

The man doing the passing assures the next man in the chain that the woman has desirable characteristics like she puts out, is disease free, and is discrete and do not kiss and tell, and can be trusted for anything from a fling to a longer term sexual relationship up to and include being a mistress.

She has been passed around the football team since she was in Grade 9, and from there, she was passed around the basketball team and then the soccer team. The best part about her is she will 'pull a train' for the entire team.

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Irish Reach-Around

When a female licks a mans butthole while jerking him off into a pint of Guiness and then she chugs the beer.

Person 1: She was drinking more semen than Guiness after that Irish Reach-Around!

Person 2: At least that will wash down the taste of your butthole bro!

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Knows his way around Istanbul

The ability to bring a woman to orgasm using three fingers and a smoldering gaze.

No need to worry about Jim's chances of scoring tonight, that's a dude who knows his way around Istanbul.

You are the sock around my heart

This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.

Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart

Boyfriend: marry me