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When there is no one sitting in the passenger seat, but there are people riding in the back seats.
Originates from the bay area, where asian people for some reason never fill that front seat...
Ok someone jump up here, were not riding asian style!!!
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Gosh, she doesn't have any asian pride. That white washed asian.
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A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.
Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"
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when an asian says something they automatically have to say this right after it. the thing the asian says must have some moral sense of insight. definer out
I hate when girls do the duck face on facebook. Oh look at me i can do the duckface. not cool. asian out
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A non white human being that posseses significant asian qualitys. This includes having set study time, eating rice twice a day, being good at math (Extreme) and being mad at a 99% grade point average. note white people can have this rule applyed to them if they truly posses these qualitys.
Did you hear that was Dan studying for 3 hours?
Yeah, he is a true asian.
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When you pay an extra $25 dollars at the Asian Massage for her to piss on your chest while on the shower table and you find out, after the fact, she’s fresh with chlamydia.
I’m done with the parlor life braaaahhhh. One too many Asian green teas.
An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.