A hieroglyphic cluster fuck that makes the Navajo encryption look like the ABCs.
Hitler: Why have our best men not been able to decipher this code?
Nazi: Idk bro, it kinda looks like Russian Cursive
Hitler: Damn, they must've replaced the Navajo encryptors, this shit is even harder to read
Nazi: Holy shit, this might be Austin's Handwriting
A sweet and loving guy, he will be there whenever you need him. He can be socially awkward but thats what makes him himself. He is sweet, hot and very caring, if you have an Austin Murray, never let him go.
Girl 1: Austin Murray is so cute and caring.
Girl 2: I know, i wish i had myself an Austin Murray.
Can be Ignored/ Left out and/or bullied until not wanting to leave the house
Bro that bitch ass is a shithead. I want to Austinize him
A true specimen of perfection. A man as true and hot as Billy Mayes himself. Although he might have some issues with people and may secretly be Bill Gates in disguise.
Oh my lord! Austin Cozma just did 9/11
When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.
Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.
Landen Austin commands you to attack. Hail before the master.