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When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet
shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!
Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.
Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail
When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail
Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!
When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.
Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.
When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.
Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.
Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.
That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!