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When you play online shooting games and suck at peeking corners
You full body peeked the corner thats how they got you
A pillow that's usually the size of 150x50cm or 160x60cm that are meant for extra back support and comfort. These pillows can have the design of an anime character on it and I know they get stereotyped for being only bought by neckbeards but they are comfy as hecc. Who doesn't love cuddling with their Waifu every night?
Me: Yo bro, I just got a Nezuko Body pillow
My friend: Damn bro, you is lonely
Me: Man, shut yo bitch-ass up! I just like cuddling with my Waifu, there's nothing wrong with that.
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When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.
Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
fuck off my body, get off my dick
stop caressing my body over a dude i don’t mess with anymore.
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Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.
If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.
John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*
Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”