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The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.
So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."
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After taking a dump (likely large in nature), and flushing the excrement, if marks are left on the toilet bowl from your shit, you have successfully "chalked the bowl", and multiple flushes may be necessary to remove your prize or possibly a scrub of the toilet brush!
I like to chalk the bowl after a huge meal of Indian curry chicken.
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blended fruit in a bowl that creates happiness
“your my best friend, you make me as happy as smoothie bowls do”
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A faggot who has a bowl like haircut and collect cereal and other food products in his said bowl.
"Geez James, you have collected a lot in your bowl today! What A Bowl Boy!"
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Hopefully the last MTV bred annoying pop band that claims to be punk, because they sing about equally anoying subject matter. It is only funny to 12 year olds that still find the word "poop" funny.
The only 2 Bowling For Soup Albums ever to be sold, were sold to a 57 year old single overweight gay man and a small mentally retarded girl.
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Bowls of any sort of marijuana that are concealed from the community of smokers.
Although I told everyone I was all out of weed, I really had a few hidden bowls in my top drawer.
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Something unexplainable and unimaginable. Truly a phantom activity, the specifics of cosmic bowling are best left unnamed, as they could change everything. Forever.
What's cosmic bowling? Maybe instead of asking that, you should ask yourself about the kind of questions you're asking and the risks you're taking.
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