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One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
Exclusive club of native California thrill seekers who will ride anytime, any quake, of any magnitude. Group formed by RonnieU in Huntington Bch in 1986 with friends, locals and fearless adventurers
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Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
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When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover
JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
When a man rubs shit all over his dick and rams it into a woman's vagina.
Man, I just gave my girl a California bulldozer
When a group of Karen's sit on the metal outdoor dining furniture during a hot Cali day.
Karen, we need to eat inside. I'm not about to smell your California fish grill.
Not trt, not grams of gear, responsibly taking enough androgens to feel like a gorilla.
Not natty. California natty.