oh my god you have to come see this!

A medical definition used by doctors to refer to any really embarrassing condition. Can also be used in the case of any accident involving damage to the genitalia.

Doctor! Oh my god you have to come see this! This kids has his penis caught in his zipper!

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daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch

A white girl asking a big black guy to come do 69 on her and cum on her tits

White girl: daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch
Black guy: ight hoe

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

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When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.

Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

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Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

An epic burn. Practice so it will roll right off the tongue and and use when people are drinking so that there will be maximum nasal spewage for effect.

loser: blah blah blah...

cool person: Is your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?

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get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.

He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

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