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Drunk phrase, your friends have to reply “moooooo”
You: “cow goes moo”
Friend: “mooooooo”
Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄
Hey did you know it's national cow day???
To hyperfixate on cows to the point where you rant yourself out of a breakdown
Alternative: To show someone pictures of cows until they feel better
To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night
Marabone cow fucker is a fucked up fucker w.h.o. fucks cows
Oh look over there, it's a Marabone cow fucker
Violent sex in which partners bite and scratch eachother while barrel rolling and pinning each other down
I had violent crocodile kill cow with my gf last night
Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off
Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'
My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!