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Damm Daniel back at it again with the white vans
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A homosexual sex position in which 2 men bust their loads into a dead fish and insert it into eachother's rectum.
Text from Tom: Heeyy Daniel, wanna Tosh it up before the show?(;
Reply from Daniel Tosh: Ive been waiting ALL DAY for my midmorning satisfaction!
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1.) An expression used by slutty, young, and/or famous icons across all platforms of social media to express emotion and sexual attraction towards other people or things
2.) Acting as though gay
3.) Expression used to represent the act of creeping someone out
4.) The modern infant's first words
5.) The act of begging for something in a "cool" way
6.) A Vans advertisement
7.) The latest dank meme
-"Back at it again with the white Vans." Shut the fuck up. No one cares about your white Vans.
~Damn Daniel~
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(22nd July 1973 - )
The man behind the music of Savage Garden. The Australian born in Essex, England always took a back seat, uncomfortable in the spotlight, Daniel Jones was resposible for the music behind Darren Hayes' voice in hits such as 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Want You' 'I Knew I Loved You' and 'Crash and Burn'.
When the band officially died in 2001 Daniel went on to set up his own production company Meridien Musik and in a relocation move to Sydney with pregnant wife, Hi-5's Kathleen de Leon has purchased the iconic Studios 301 with some of his hard-earned stardusted millions...
"Savage Garden were a duo??" I thought they were a band?"
"Na man, they were a duo - Darren Hayes was the singer, and then Daniel Jones - the pretty tall blonde one who wrote all the music."
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1.Greatest fake name for the Greatest Cyclist.
2. That guy from Ocean's twelve and Ocean's Eleven.
Whats up Daniel Ocean?
I dont know, lets steal millions of dollars from that hotel
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1. To have a point of view and to stick to it rigidly despite the logical reasoning of others even though you know that you are actually wrong.
2. To intentionally make yourself seem unapproachable and socially inadequate by way of interrupting teachers or other random members of the public in mid conversation and shouting out a technical scientific term that may or may not be totally accurate.
3. To have ginger hair and leave it so that it grows to the stage between long and short. After this, the hair is maintained at this length but not treated by washing, combing or any other form of control. When the above has been done, the subject must develop a tendancy to lash out at and/or shout profanities at anybody who suggests that they manage their hair and then to storm off and cry.
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Person A: "No, seriously, supersonic flight is at the speed of sound.
Person B: "NO IT ISN'T! It's at the speed of light. You're such an idiot!"
Person A: "Ok, no need to do a Daniel, let me explain...."
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Person A: "Did you hear that show on the radio yesterday?"
Person B: "No, but how do we get radio anyway?"
Person C: "ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM!"
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Person A: "You know, people might take you more seriously if you cut your hair"
Person B: "F*** OFF! You're making my life a misery!"
*Geek Slap*
*Brisk Footsteps*
Person B: *crying*
Person A: "God, why does he always do a Daniel when people try to help?"
Person C: "No idea..."
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a new coin of phrase used to describe someone who has been caught naked on stage and/ or has almost flashed someone.
"You better pull up your pants, unless you want to pull a Daniel Radcliffe."
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