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A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.
Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
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To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.
"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."
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Similar to the Male octopus, the Male will RIP off its penis and throw it to the female. She puts it in the freezer to make it hard and then fucks herself.
I walked in on my sister using the dirty grayson.
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The girl at work that only likes it up the poop chute because she is "saving herself for marriage" and "doesn't want her fiancee to know she is not".
Don't sit there... the dirty deuce sat there and may have left some squirts behind.
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when a girls true identity/ morale comes out when she orgasams
bro last night i was with this girl and she totally dirty laura. she started screaming “viva la republica” while having an orgasm
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When a man (typically a ginger) attempts inserting his boot tip into his own ass while masturbating furiously in an attempt to beat the souless sperm from his body. Usually a mechanic. Prefers performing this act while on a toilet or in front of a coworkers mother.
Man that guy sure is good with cars.. probably a dirty hunter
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Doing a dirty coco is when you’re high on cocaine and your nose is clogged, but you’re giving some fire, sloppy head so you just let shugie boogies run down your face and wipe them away as they dribble so you won’t ruin your rhythm.
I gave Brandon one hell of a dirty coco last night after Chloe’s party.
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