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Head of Neuro-Virgin surgery. By inserting staff member can induce vaginal swelling thus relieving patient of delusions of still psychologically believing one's non-existent virginal status.
Dr. Rod Staff Member upon examination suggested to Miss. Britney Smears that she swallow the Dong an Binding load and she eagerly cum-plied. She's also suffers from gagmire relflex disorder.
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A child conceived during an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Brought on by the romance of Dr. Quinn and Sully.
Person 1: "Whoa, did you know Joe was a Dr. Quinn Medicine Child?"
Person 2: "No, but now I can see why he looks like Sully. "
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A doctor in a clinic, usually in a wal mart or other store like target, that has basically no medical knowledge, and only exists as a means to get perscriptions when you don't have a real doctor. You usually dont go to said doctor for a diagnosis, as they are to dumb to give one.
Mom: Jill has strep.
Dad: I'll just take her to Dr. Wal-mart.
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Putting off/Expressing emotional problems on another person although they are clearly unqualified to give a professional opinion on mental health.
So I buy dinner, take her to a movie, pay for drinks, we get to my house and she starts Dr. Phil-ing me.
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An fantastic journalist circa 1960's. His writings often include topics from Nixon to Hells Angels. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas is his best known work. Mainly for the fact that it surfaced when Johnny Depp had emerged from being the guy from 21 Jump Street
The best damn author ever has to be Hunter S. Thompson
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when you wanna get real in your life and start living your life in a positive manner. Basically sayin get real.
Man, you need to dr. phil your life cuz you aint gettin nowhere.
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A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.
"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."
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