Random
Source Code
Random
When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
———
You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.
Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.
We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.
When you're drunk but not completely out of it.
Dude I'm so rate drunk!
When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own
White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.
The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.
Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk
The embodiment of a good time
"Bro drunk michael came to town last night"