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Turd so big both ends extend above water line.
crushed the shitter with a double dry docker
1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.
2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.
Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."
Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."
She wasn't really turned on by Wilson, so he ended up skating the dry pool.
After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!
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1. A young male experiencing a prolonged dry spell with regards to sexual activity is said to be suffering from this syndrome.
2. The literal terminology for a penis which is flaking in a fashion similar to common eczema or dandruff.
Sometimes referred to as DDS.
- How are you Jamie?
- Not bad, just got a bit of Dry Dick Syndrome at the moment.
- As usual then.
- Errr, what's wrong with your cock, Smithy?!
- DDS. I've got some cream for it though.
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To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.
SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).
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While having anal sex with a girl, to sprinkle the salty powder from the bottom of a dry roasted peanut packet onto your cock so iot grinds into her arse.
I dry bum roasted her last night, she loved the grity salty roasting sensation.
The mucky bitch.
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