To punch someone in the asshole.
Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"
To be drunk beyond recognition.
Austin: I am fucking fisted
Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours
experiencing a major inconvenience
“I’m so fisted that we don’t have the same classes.”
“Her boss demoting her really fisted her off.”
The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.
Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house
While your fist is inside someone's rectum, you pee in the sink simultaneously.
Juice wrld: yo my fist in the stink, pee in the sink
An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.