Exploding High Five

1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.

2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.

1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!

2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"

(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"

(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"

"Hey, friend no. 3!"

"Hey, friend no. 2!"

"High five, friend no. 3!"

"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)

(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.

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uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

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Cheeky High Five

You and a friend are giving a lady a spit-roast. She is bent over giving your friend a blow job and you are doing hr from behind. Without her noticing, you give each other a (quiet) high five, otherwise known as a 'cheeky high five'

You (whispering): Hey mate, cheeky high five!

*high five*

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half past five

After work, and gotten home

1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.

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Hanoi High Five

The act of raising your hand as to give a high five but instead a grenade or any other explosive is thrown. Hanoi coined from the vietnamese, who had a fondness for doing this in the Vietnam War.
Used in Tropic Thunder.

A: We're being backed into a corner! We're surrounded!
B: It's time to hanoi high five these fuckers.

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Harvey High Five

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of self-gratification whereby one's fist is inserted into one's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed with a partner this is known as the Harvey Hand Grenade.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey High Five is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

five finger quesadilla

An evolution of the two finger taco tango although for duets not solo performance. Developed by the Hairless Albino Yeti of Western North Carolina. Renowned as the Yeti's finishing move.

I was nervous yet captivated when I first experienced the five finger quesadilla. Now I'll never go back.