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an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.
Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
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The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
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When a man stands on his partners face with either his left or right foot while riding her in doggy style. It takes a certain amount of flexibility and balance, but definetely one to brag about.
Yeah I nearly had my toe up her nose while I rode her foot face doggy style
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when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
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Stick it up your ass for the time if your life
7 foot Metal poles solve all my problems
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