Russian Gas Pedal

To squash your someone's crotch under your foot causing extreme pain only tolerated by RoShamBo Masters.

As my boyfriend was taking a snooze out by the pool, I thought it would be funny to tell my little brother to give him a Russian Gas Pedal while he was off dreaming in la la land.
When he woke up my little bro was stepping on his nuts! Luckily I had my camera out and now the whole thing is on YouTube.

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arabian gas mask

when you put your balls on someones eyes and stretch your dick into their mouth!

That mutha fucka looked like aquaman wearing my arabian gas mask!

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Shō Ga Nai

Shō Ga Nai (Show ga neye) are the Japanese words for "Can't be helped." In other countries, esp. the U.S, people tend to get selfish and put themselves before others. In Japanese culture, they don't feel sorry for themselves as much. I'm not saying they're emotionless robots, or that they wouldn't cry at the death of a loved one, but really, they tend to be respectful and not get angry or sad as much. When something bad happens to them, they mostly just say, "Sho ga nai." and get on with their lives rather than throw a fit about it like a two-year-old. Anyway, it's like they're saying, "Sucks for me, but I can't alter this situation, so I'll just take it or leave it."

I learned this on YouTube, and it inspired me... Well, bye. Or, as they say in Japan, "konichiwa."

How am I to give an example? I'm a fourteen-year-old who barely knows "hello" and "goodbye" in Japanese. I ain't givin' ya no dialogue, b*tch! For some (Hoover) Dam reason, I have to include Shō ga nai in this, so there you go, Erbin Dikshinarie.

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Gas Pumping

An act of sexual foreplay involving 2-3 people. One person farting into their sexual partners mouth, this partner then breathes in the fart gas. This inhalation of fart gas should make them burp. This person then burps the fart gas either back into the farters mouth or into the mouth of the third person; depending on how many people there are.

"Hunny, Shall we get this gas pump going or what?"

"Oh I've never tried gas pumping before"

"Oh it's easy, il teach you"

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bucket of gas

A person, thing or event or event that causes negative emotions within yourself. When it is not mentioned, it is perfectly fine within yourself, like a bucket for of gasoline. However, should someone bring up this person, thing, or event, you lose everything and blow up, similar to a match being added to a bucket of gas.

Guy 1:"Hey man, don't bring up Bailee around Ben"
Guy 2: "she cheated on him with four other guys and he still has feelings about her?"
Guy 1:" Yeah man, she's just a bucket of gas for him"

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duluth, ga

A Northeast suburb of Atlanta, with rapid decline in society since the 80s. Now full of Mexican gangs and annoying hoes

Are you from Duluth, Ga?

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mississippi gas chamber

The act when a woman opens her pussy and her man farts in it and then she sits on his face. Only in the fine state of Mississippi!!!!

Dude, last night me and Jen made a Mississippi gas chamber, I dont know what was worst...her sitting on my face or me shitting on her and her liking it. Only in Mississippi!!!

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