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Nown: A wild animal of the dessert, known to have a huge body but little eyes, also known to have a fat ass. If spotted, do not under any circumstanses approach, attempt to feed, pet, or poke. Bushes become disgrunteled and confused and may attack with their ass, or claw at the ground. If attacked, run to the nearest water sourse and jump in. If there is none, make wild bird calls to scare it off, or run to the nearest boarder. Most importantly, do not let a George Bush get too close to your head, for it may brain-wash you with it's horrible communication skills. George Bushes are very rear in areas with lots of trees, or anywhere with clean air. They usually feed off of unsuspecting prey, such as mice, worms and dirt, and during mating season usually has to supply itself with lots of oil to impress females. If seen, please report to the United Nations, and if attacked, do not hesitate to shoot or give it pretsels.
This is a message broadcasted from the United Nations and everyone in the entire world.
Holy shit! I just saw a George Bush! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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George W Bush is a man who makes former president Richard Nixon look like an absolute saint.
at least Bill Clinton only fucked an intern and not the country like George Bush.
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"Obliviously on he sails, with marks not quite as good as Quail's"
-Calvin Trillin
look up some quotes of Quail's, you'll find them pretty entertaining
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Stupid ass presdent who is killing American soiders for oil and then jackin the price to get himself rich. A asshole who only cares about republicans.
George Bush : I want more oil and i want the world to think that its running out so i can charge an un-godly price. I am cleaning up the mess that my daddy made.
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Swallowed a bunch of fentanyl in an attempt to avoid getting arrest for possessing a bunch of fentanyl. His dying words were "I ate to many pills man".
Some guy "Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck until he died! He knelt him to death!"
Hym "Nobody got 'knelt to dead' in that fucking video. Iam, how long did Chauvin knee on the 'neck' (technically his shoulder but whatever) of George Floyd?"
Some guy "9 minu..."
Hym "Ah! Wasn't talking to you! Iam?"
Iam "..... Until the ambulance arrived.... He knelt on his neck until the ambulance arrived..."
Hym "Exactly! Until the ambulance arrived. When they failed to arrest him, HE told them that HE ATE TOO MANY PILLS and they called him an ambulance. And it wasn't 'a racism' the same thing happened to a WHITE guy in 2016 and nobody gave a shit. The White guy called the cops HIMSELF and the cops made jokes while the guy died beneath their knee of a cocaine overdose! They knelt on him for a longer amount of time! Like 16 minutes! They knelt on him UNTIL THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED! Iam, how long do you think it takes for an ambulance to get from the hospital to the street where George Floyd died of an overdose?"
Iam ".... I don't know man... I don't want to do this..."
Hym "Is it... Is it 9 minutes? You think it takes exactly 9 minutes?"
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The man who I think should win the "Douche-Bag of the Universe" award.
Crazy old Texan that studders when he can't answer a question.
Reporter: Mr. Bush, why are you and the FCC going after Howard Stern?
Bush: Ughh, buh, huh, I I I ughh.
Reporter: Tough question?
Reporter: Well, what did you have for dinner?
Bush (AKA Douche bag): Chicken and lots of mustard.
george bush is such a fucking bastard.
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-President with a current (as of June 2007) domestic approval rating of 26%; the 3rd lowest in US history.
-Of 21 countries surveyed around the world, only 3 held a favorable opinion of Bush.
-A March 2007 survey of Arab opinion found that George W. Bush is the most disliked leader in the Arab world.
-A poll conducted in Britain named Bush the second biggest "threat to world peace" (first was Osama Bin Laden himself).
You can't argue with fact :)
George Bush has been widly considered as the worst president in US history.
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