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When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.
Invented by Dillan H circa 2017
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.
Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?
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A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.
I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!
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An answer to any question which is obviously yes.
Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?
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A facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.
A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.
The classic request for more facebook content.
A facebook classic.
Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group.
This group was made for you.
About your profile, I gotta have more cowbell!
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Having a snap streak with your ex would mainly mean there are still feelings. If you're in a relationship why would you ruin it to go back to the past. If your ex is in a relationship why would they ruin theirs to have a damn streak with another girl/boy that isn't family.
"New streak?" "Heck no I'm not messing around with you anymore". Having a Snapchat streak with your ex that you are not close to isn't right
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A term to break the rules. Not to care about the rules
Joey: Dont do that!
BOb:Screw the rules I have money
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