her cup runneth over

When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra

Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid

Josie's tits won't stay in her bra. Her cup runneth over

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who gon tell her?

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize

Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

i really miss her

A girl you love so much but fucked everything up with and you just want to fix everything with her she means so much to you and you love her more than anything

"Hey how's the situation going with..." "I really miss her"

buttered her muffin

To stuff her girl's vagina with half a stick of butter. Then let the body heat melt melt for 3 and half minutes. After this begin to eat her out and suck out the melted butter.

When your mouth is filled with butter (and maby cum...or blood if it's her period), oper her bum up a bit with your fingers and begin to give the lucky lady a rimjob, and slowely let the melted butter in your mouth drip down into her hole of darkness. This will provide proper lubrication for the next step, which is to stick your penis into her ass...

"My sister tried baking cookies with this guy, but he forgot to bring every thing aside from the butter, so he buttered her muffin, and then when I gave him a blowjob afterwards it tasted like butter and farts."

"In home ec. ...my friend... let the teacher butter her muffin so I...I mean my friend... wouldn't fail, but I'm worried because the class thinks my friend has a wierd rash on my- err...her... vagina, but it was just an alergic reaction to the butter." ~Me talking about my friend, who is so totally not me.

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something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

beat her walls loose

A guy is having rough sex with a girl so much that her vagina isn't tight anymore.

"Dude I beat her walls loose, she isn't the same anymore."

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