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After you've watched WWE wrestling for a long time, you start to think you're a wrestler and start to jump off items in your house and do wrestling moves on household items.
Regular guy: Whoa dude you just broke that chair! Why would you jump off the dinner table onto a chair??
Someone on a WWE high: Sorry I was on a WWE high
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there are many posers and preppy girls who wear juicy couture sweatshirts and tight jeans and stuff the bras which they can't even fill out. These preppy girls often post on their facebook statuses "zoooooted" or "outtt too q loungeee tonighhht w/ the girlss" and tyyyppee liiiike thiiis. they are little ass fuckers that take sluty facebook pictures with tight sweats that show off their ass and tank tops to try and make their boobs look bigger, sure they're fucking hot and any guy would like to fuck them but their idiots. they most likely dye their hair a different color in the back and the preppy girls- scratch that EVERY girl has at least 1 pair of uggs. they always get hugs from guys who always touch their flat stomach and try to go lower on their flat asses. and most likely try to touch their boobs and then the girls make a big deal out of it but seriously their double a cups. the staff can suck it everyone is a bitch !
you try to dull your senses and try to filter out what every dumbass is saying about whoever. most likely preps go clubbing- in teen clubs and think theyre cool bc of it, but its pretty fucking gay- nathan lane gay. you might like those catfights and those rumers spread around and you might hate watching that hot guy get that hot girl, but sure sure there might be somewhere deep down inside you, deep deep down- at the bottom of your foot- you gotta love high school.
But seriously get a grip high school is a
PAINFUL FUCK IN THE ASS.
UGH high school sucks hugh heffners dick.
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Reference to an individual that has just made a blunt error in judgement or is unable to comprehend/relate.
The plumber said he would fix the drain for $250 plus labor, that is ridiculous, he must be High on Crack!
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Apparently a thing to whine and cry about. But where the hell are you going to go without it? Nowhere. Everyone has to do it, and those who don't, flip burgers for the rest of their lives. If you really hate it that much, then drop out and go do that. And a place where people go home and cry about not being popular and not fitting in with the kids in the cool crowd. Who cares, you're not going to see any of those fags in 4 years anyway. It's only 36 months. Chill out and stop whining and crying about getting too much homework. No shit we get overworked for no reason. But hell, it's not like we can stop it so just fucking deal with it you douche bags. And forget about making friends. There is no point. After 4 years, you won't see these people ever again, so just go home do your damn homework have some fun study and get the hell out as fast as you can. Now don't get me wrong, I don't like it or anything, but atleast I've faced dealing with it. Now fucking go study so you can get good grades, and get into a college that will get you a good job so you can live the 'American dream'.
High School is where you have to go unless you want to make minimum wage for the rest of your life. So get over the whole 'wahhh I have so much homework and I don't fit in with the popular kids' attitude and deal with it.
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oh biznitches, lemme tell ya sometin. ball high is da shizznitt. wes got the most excellentest lernin facialities and weze be lerrrned up in this bitch. ya herd meh. herrrrrrrrrrr. peace out nigga bitches.
"oh my shizbitch you go to ball hizzle"
"damn straight dawg i be lernizzlin some shiznizzle"
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Getting high by being around someone who is currently smoking some sort of drug such as weed. From inhaling the smoke you also get high without actually smoking anything.
Raven was smoking pot next to me, and i got a major contact high from it.
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A crime commited while under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. High crimes are usually fairly harmless and poorly thought out. They are met with regret or a completely loss of memory of their occurance the next day. Victims of these crimes are usually perplexed as to why they were targeted. Vandialism, theft, and verbal/physical assult are most common.
Guy: "This random guy started talking shit to me at the bar then shoved me!"
Friend: "Sounds like you were a victim of a high crime."
Homeowner: "I went outside this morning and my lawn furniture was missing!"
Officer: "I've seen alot of these, it was probably a high crime. Nothing I can do."
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