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The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.
Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket
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When two jacked up midgets paint themselves bright orange and you have to parallel parks between them.
Go over there and see if you can fit your Hummer between those two human traffic cones over there. You might need to use that back up camera.
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What you are when you do something so bad that you can hardly live with the fact that you can still be called human.
I only had enough money to pay the bill and not enough to tip for the wonderful service. I feel like Human Scum.
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Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport
These Human Suitcases are the best!
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A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.
Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.
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that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.
Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?
Yep he's my Human Suitcase
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that thing where a midget wearing roller blades puts on all your clothes and you push him around an airport.
Hey was that a midget wearing all your clothes and rollerblades?
Yep he's my Human Suitcase
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