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1.A very very long sentence with huge words that goes on forever until you can no longer understand the meaning, or what is trying to be said
2.A long sentence that makes no sense, like the name of an emo song (such as: the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage-panic!at the disco)
boy 1: that lecture was like all emo band sentences
boy 2: word, it went on forever. what was the dude even talking about?
boy 1: phsssssssssssss, hell if i know.
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The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".
They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.
The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.
Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
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Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.
I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.
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"Man Chris gon fuck around and 'run the bands up'
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Listen up Bitches
There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face!
THE BEATLES
You know its True!
Guy 1 The Best Band in the World are The Beatles
Guy 2 No Dude ,They Suck, Its Metallica
Guy 3 No Way Its either Nirvana or offspring
Guy 1 (Bitch Slaps the other twofor being complete Butt-Munchers
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Directly related to name dropping, the act of creating an overly large list of bands in an effort to appear more culturally secure rather than a true love of music. The "band name dropper" is trying to appear more cultured and music knowledgeable that they really are. Intelligent people are able to see through the facade and this is a negative habit.
"Oh Hey! I like Tool, The Stones, Metallica, Foo Fighters, blah blah blah, Styx, The Beatles, blah blah.. (usually by now you tune out again.)"
Anyone who has an online profile with more than 7-10 bands in the "music I like" section is a high candidate for band name dropping.
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The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.
Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.
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