hybrid car

enormous penis

Jack has a hybrid car in his pants

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car pool

Noun: Orgy
Verb: To have an Orgy

Car Pool because car pool means you are giving people rides, you are usually giving multiple persons rides. Giving someone a ride taken as a sexual innuendo means having sex.

car is full = perfect ratio of women to men

Dude 1: Hey man want to go to the club tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man I don't want to waste my time with a bunch of sligs. Besides I'm car pooling tonight.
Dude 1: Oh can I come?
Dude 2: Sorry man the car is full.

Playa: Do you need a ride?
Slig: Yeah is it kool if we car pool? Some of my friends want to come with.

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car hop

The term for the act of jumping from one car to another at an amusement park without going through the line again. Grace and cunning required along with oblivious operators; being caught may result in expulsion from the park.

I'm gonna car hop, this operator doesn't pay attention to anything.

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muscle car

Another crap ass American made vehicle. Devours large amounts of gas but has no balls. Many faget ass muscle car owners believe they can go fast just because they got a big engine. Please study your laws of physics you faget asses. More mass and more power equals fast car. Less mass and more power equals fastest car.

Math: Muscle Car + Faget Ass Redneck = Slow Car.

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Thanos Car

I funny meimei going around instagram and it's about this purple truck with a chin that is similar to Thanos

"Bro. Tommy just got infected with scar.."
"Whats scar?"
"THANOS CAR U DUMB NIGGER xD"

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Car Chase

When police cars chase a suspect in a car around...its pretty awesome.

there was a huge car chase this morning in boston, some guy was driving drunk!

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Car Bombing

1. A practice by the Italian Mafia that has went on since the introduction of the car.

2. See Italian Mafia

3. To place a car bomb into the starter of the car that a trator of the Italian mafia or the person who hasn't been paying protection.

Joey: Since Biff hasn't been paying protection, were going to teach him a lesson.

Ken: How are we going to Biff a lesson?

Joey: Were going to blow up his car with him inside it.

Ken: You mean a car bombing?

Joey: Yes a Car bombing

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