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Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
You are ironic. Why are you ironic ? Because you are
An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.
"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."
Iron Man is a Marvel Superhero aka Tony Stark, but 5 year old fortnite players think hes "tHe GUy FroM fOrtnIte"
"OMG iTs THe gUy frOm FortNiTE" " no its not, its Iron Man, shut the fuck up you 8 year old dumbass"
Iron = Fe
Man = Male Iron Man = Female
Me:Iron Man is Female.
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male