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A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
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While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."
HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."
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one who possesses a face of a date rapist.
kumar- and plus hes got date rape face..
harold- date rape face? im not sure i know what that means.
harold- one who possesses a face of a date rapist..
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A vehicle commonly used for "trolling" or picking up potential date rape victims. A date rape car should be a large, rear wheel drive American sedan with a bench seat in the front and rear. If at all possible the passenger side power window should be operational. The best way to utilize a date rape car is to pull up next to a casual aquantance and offer them a ride in a somewhat asserive manner.
1983 Ford LTD Crown Victoria aka Date Rape Car pulls up quickly at a bus stop with a potential victim waiting for a bus.
Driver- "get in the CAR!"
Victim-"Hey, aren't you John?"
Driver-"No that's not me, now get in the CAR. Get in!!!"
Victim walks away, car peels away from bus stop with the driver shouting " just get in, it's dark out, I'll give you a ride to the mall..."
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A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.
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What you call fuck-me shoes when your grandmother is listening.
So I'm going to the store for a pair of what I called "date night heels", and my grandmother said "You mean fuck-me pumps?" My grandmother is awesome.
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