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Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth
She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel
A messy bowel movement after too much italian food.
"Man, I ate so much lasagna last night I went home and had an Italian slider!"
Italian Americans enjoy chewing gum, watching pigeons, and forfeiting their assets to the federal government after years of tax evasion.
Italians Are Likarians
Italians Are Likarians
the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges
originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!
Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.
When you get shagged by an itlaian
Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned