A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.
see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.
"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"
We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:
Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know
When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.
Dude, did you just call me?
Yeah.
It produced a wonderful dingle-john.
Oh Yeah?
Thank You.
John Dericks are smart, funny, handsome, and the type of person who you want to be around. They would typically have a contagious laugh and can make you laugh just by being there. They love eating, spending time with loved ones, and having fun. John Dericks tend to speak before they think and may lead to them saying something that may offend you, or just may be a little dumb.
"Oh he's funny, his name must be John Derick"
John Rod is a bit playboy. Beware of him because he might break your heart. But if you made him fall in love, there's definitely no turning back.
John Rods will make you fall for him deeply in every ways he knew. He's humble, family-oriented, achiever and extremely great in bed.
John Rod is an addiction. He will break you but, you'll still come back to him. Nevertheless, patience is all he needs and of course, Grace.
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John Rod Name description
Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.
Today i played like John Fidge.