Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.
Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua
Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin
oh albin you are a eyvind johnson
the living embodiment of the term dumb blonde
Jamielia Johnson is a dumb blonf
A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.