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to be penetrated rectally, generally by a penis.
Being buggered.
He is so hot i'd give him a kick in the back door
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Deontay Wilder's planned finishing move to be used against Tyson Fury.
I might get on the top of the buckle of the rope and come down with a flying elbow kick.
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October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce
“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”
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Bill: you make one more crack at me, and I am gonna ... do something to you!!
Ted: Oh yeah, Bill, what’re you gonna do?
Bill: I am gonna ... kick your head!
Ted: Oh ... my head.
Bill: Yeah!
Ted: Not my ass?
Bill: ... Yeah!
Ted: Alright then let’s see it! Kick my head! Come on karate Champ, I wanna see you kick ABOVE your waist, okay? Show me that rOUNDHOUSE! Show me that sWEEPING CRANE KICK THAT YOUR KUNG FU MASTER TAUGHT YOU!
Paul: Okay settle down. Ted, Bill’s not gonna kick your head.
Ted: Well why not?! It’s the most vulnerable part of the body. That’s what sense I Bill taught me.
Paul: Okay it was a dumb threat, stop rubbing it in. Im sure if he could do it over again, he’d say ass!
Ted: uH UH UH UH! You know, if you wanna kill a snake, what do you do? You chop off its head! Where does the fish rot from? The head!! tAKE OUT THE HEAD, AND THE WHOLE THING GOES DOWN!! That’s why a fisherman always goes for ... tHE HEA—
Bill slaps Ted’s hand.
Ted: aw cOME ON, BILL, COME ON!!!!
the period of time after the release of The Karate Kid where every red-blooded American boy had a man-crush on Ralph Macchio and routinely practiced the crane kick
I remember walking through LAX in '85, the heart of Crane Kick Fever and seeing kids from all walks of life practicing their crane kicks.
Stupid day about bullying orange haired people and people who say ranga without ranga friends cause they thinks it’s cool
Look a ranga lol let’s kick them
Oh yeah cause it’s kick a ranga day lol