looks both ways before crossing the street

Someone who is bisexual

She looks both ways before crossing the street.

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hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

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Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

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look at my own arse when I shit

When you are that busy, that you don't even have time to look down when you are having a shit because you are too focused on something, you have to take it into the bathroom with you and use the toilet as a temporary office
Extreme measures involve having to wipe without even checking the state of the tissue before flushing it.

'I had that many emails coming through that I had to reply to, I didn't even have time to look at my own arse when I shit.'

do i look like i fukin know

a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something

1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know

Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend

A song recently gone viral on TikTok, for it's lyrics, especially the "take a look at my girlfriend" part. If your girlfriend or SO sends this to you, it means they want you to upload an Instagram story with them in it and this song playing underneath. It shows appreciation towards them.

A: Dude, Sophia just sent me a TikTok with the song Take A Look At My Girlfriend by Gym Class Heroes. Why tho?
B: Dude, you're supposed to post this song on your ig story with her picture!
A: What? Why?
B: You do not know? Gym Class Heroes - Take A Look At My Girlfriend will show her how much you appreciate her and to tell all the other girls you're taken. Duh!

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look like a girl but i think like a guy

NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND

- Marina Diamandis.

one of the best songs by marina!!

hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?

istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit