A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
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a certai person, ( i.e Mrs.Healey, our horrible computer teacher) who frequently wears the Croc lines,. she wears them so freaken much, she probably personally endorces them.
OMG! Mrs. Healey is always wearing those ugly crocs, with the assesories of the Croc cell phone case, the Croc keychains, along with over 100 pairs of frickin CRocs!!!!!
She's a total croc monster!!!!
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Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!
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"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"
"Holy shit duuuude."
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when a man has large amounts of dick cheese
Me and my boyfriend had sex last night and forgot to bathe and woke up with monster munster
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description for someone who has an extraordinary amount of clutter around their house; a pack-rat; hoarder; junk monkey
"There were so many piles of magazines and boxes everywhere in his apartment I couldn't find a place to sit down, the dude's a real stuff monster."
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on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.
That slut was such a cookie-monster.
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