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When you and your freinds are shooting 3’s and every time you shoot you choose someone’s family member who if you make the shot your nuts go in there mouth
Jimmy “In Your Mouth toms mom”
*drains a three*
Everyone “OHHHHHHH SHHITTTTT LOL”
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A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the mouth of his partner, and then the partner blows the sperm into the rectum of the male.
Guy 1 "I want a creampie from that girl"
Guy 2 "How is that possible?"
Guy 1 "I don't know"
Guy 2 "Wait...I got it"
Guy 1 "That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard...let's name it Mouthful of Marcus"
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One who can eat many spicy foods without stopping and enjoys eating them.
Did u see how much salsa Júan ate?
Ya he sure has a real mexican mouth
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When 2 females have sex in a pool and you show up just minutes after they have left when you jump in the pool with your mouth open and get a mouthful of what they left.
Person 1:Dude something in this pool tastes sick. Person 2: AHAHAHAHA you just got a good pool mouth.
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Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone. He had diarrhea of the mouth.
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Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.
Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
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when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling
"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"
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