Nerd Burn

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.

Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.

15👍 13👎

Nerd Chills

The sparkling in the back of the head and spine when suppressed nerd love occurs.

I get Nerd Chills from watching Harry Potter because I'm not allowed to show my excitement for Harry.

13👍 11👎

Nerd Moment

When someone comes up with a geeky and/or nerdy statement.

When Bob reminded us of Star Wars, he had a nerd moment.

Tom had a nerd moment when he described what an Iguanodon was, word for word, in precise detail.

3👍 1👎

nerd-cocky

someone who is obsessed with something specific (computer, video games, Star Wars, etc.) and arrogant about the knowledge or ability they possess about their obsession

Why do you have to be so nerd-cocky about Star Wars?

That saxophone player is very nerd-cocky.

3👍 1👎

nerd-bateing

A nerd who is masterbating.

After the star trek convension i caught my friend who went with me in the bathroom with a playboy nerd-bateing.

3👍 1👎

Nerd-bridge

The instant bond or friendship created between two or more people when they discover they both like the same nerdy thing.

"You binge-watch anime?? So do I! I think we just formed a nerd-bridge! Friends forever?"

3👍 1👎

Nerd Therapy

Therapy for self-inducing nerd-like behaviour.

An example of Nerd Therapy is playing World Of War Craft...

TF: I'm in Nerd Therapy

SE: WTF!?

TF: World of WarCraft is my Nerd Therapy

SE: OHH..

3👍 1👎