I like your boots

A gay code for "hey you're cute/hot, are you gay too?"

The response to this (if the person being told this, is gay) is "thanks I took them from a unicorn"

"Hey I like your boots"
"Thanks I took them from a unicorn"

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Leave me Alone Boots

Boots that are worn to repel and/or discourage the interested from making come ons and requests to be bed-buddies. Designed to befunctional and boring. Very un-sexy

Worn by:

1) The VERY faithful girlfriend

2) The uninterested or uninteresting

Tom: Dude, guaranteed, tonight I'm gonna get with Kayla

Big D: No you're not. She's wearing Leave me Alone Boots. Best to leave her be

*later that night and 5 failed attemps later*

Tom: Dude you were right. I got right smacked on the last one.

Big D: You shoulda paid attention dude. Leave me Alone boots means Leave them Alone

puss-n-boots

A specific outfit worn by strippers to the mass acclaim of white trash and Williams Brothers worldwide. More specifically, tight 80's levis jeans with big socks and pointy toe shoes. Drawing its derivation from failed Bon Jovi and Poison groupies, the 'puss-n-boots' look is often found in the "striver" class. There is also high correlation bewtweeen the P-N-Bs and ownership of a) mustang 3.0L b) 1 bedroom apartment in Waterbury and c) aqua net.

Go to any stripclub after it closes and notice the somewhat dated yet slutty style of its "dancers"; if you see tight jeans and pointy sock-shoes, you have puss-n-boots.

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I like your boots

Gay code for "You're hot, are you gay too?".

The correct response to this, (if you are also gay) is "thanks, I stole them from a unicorn."

Comes from "I like your shoelaces"- how Tumblr users identify themselves to others.
Also comes from the hot new gay movie "Love, Simon"

gay person: I like your boots
fellow gay person: thanks, I stole them from a unicorn.
gay #1: do you wanna hang out sometime?

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Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

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two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

PC boot up dance

The act of standing or sitting motionless while waiting for your PC to boot up or restart. Refers to the extended periods of time you spend motionless while you wait for your PC to restart, especially if it is not operating properly.

Higgins fell asleep in his chair while he was doing the PC boot up dance.

Bob had to be resuscitated after he restarted his computer and lapsed into a coma while doing the PC boot up dance.

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