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1: Originated from the collective genius of random comedic masterminds Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer, and Andy Samberg.
First seen on the "Awesometown" pilot. The group high fives each other all at once, at which point in time an explosion commences betwixt their hands.
2: A good way of knocking someone over, preferably off some kind of drop into a body of water. Must be done with a friend or more (two or more to explode another away) in order to make it a true Exploding High Five. For extra emphasis, precede it with a phrase, spoken in unison: "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Exploding High Five!" Follow immediately with collective hand contact accompanied by an explosion noise via mouth power. Only to be used when one friend/acquaintance is being a duesch, jerkwad, jerkass, or some other such negative adjective.
1: Man, did you freakin see that? They just high fived each other all at once, and there was a freakin explosion! Their hands made explosion! What badasses! It was an Exploding High Five! And it happened on Television!
2: (whispers) -- "Hey friend no. 2, that friend no. 3 of ours over there is being a jerkass, don't you think?"
(whispers) -- "'Deed I do, friend no. 1. Whatsay we do something about it?"
(whispers) -- "Whatsay!"
"Hey, friend no. 3!"
"Hey, friend no. 2!"
"High five, friend no. 3!"
"Sure, friend no. 1!" (friend no. 3 raises arm with back towards theoretical body of water)
(friends no. 1 and 2 in unison) -- "Thanks for coming back, *clap* *clap*, Eploding High Five! *bloosh*"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" *splash*.
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When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.
Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.
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You and a friend are giving a lady a spit-roast. She is bent over giving your friend a blow job and you are doing hr from behind. Without her noticing, you give each other a (quiet) high five, otherwise known as a 'cheeky high five'
You (whispering): Hey mate, cheeky high five!
*high five*
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The act of raising your hand as to give a high five but instead a grenade or any other explosive is thrown. Hanoi coined from the vietnamese, who had a fondness for doing this in the Vietnam War.
Used in Tropic Thunder.
A: We're being backed into a corner! We're surrounded!
B: It's time to hanoi high five these fuckers.
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1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.
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UNDERSTANDING multiple LANGUAGES
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The translation of "five-thirty" in German is "halb sechs", which phonetically sounds hilariously similar to the english phrase "have sex." It's like saying half of six. See this for yourself by finding this translation on Google Translate and playing the audio of the German translation at a high volume. The door is now opened to a whole new world of communication possibilities with this phrase. Your application of the term is limited only by your healthy, twisted imagination. Likely the best way to use this phrase is in communication with fappalicious babes, in order to confuse the shit out of them while suggesting coitus between the two of you. If she happens to go home and look up the meaning of five-thirty in German, she will likely "get" what you were saying to her, and perhaps react in a highly favorable way (being amused and/or turned on) or in a very unfavorable manner (being offended and pissed off). Obviously, if you say this to random chicks you won't have to interact with again, you don't have to worry about their later reactions, unless of course she knows German, then you'll have an entirely different story. You can also say "halb sechs" to confuse people in a different way. Your welcome and have fun! :p
"Hey girl, you wanna hook up later and German five-thirty?"
"This guy walked up to me and said that someday we were gonna german five-thirty. Whaaa??"
"Your mom likes to german five thirty with me."
"Where the FUCK would you be if not for GermanFiveThirty?!"
"Thank the WombRaider for German five thirty."
"When Bruce Wee attempted to German Five-Thirty with Latrine Fapinwhacker, he failed to perform and was deservingly humiliated."
"What time is it?"-"German five-thirty!"
SPEAKERS:"HALB SECHS!" YER MUM:"WHAT?!" YOU:"THEY SAID "FIVE-THIRTY" BITCH, GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER AND QUIT INTERRUPTING MY GERMAN LESSONS!"
"Hey, I'm Vag Bashington and the time is German five-thirty, so hoe, that shirt is becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be cumming on you, too!"