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To say someone (usually female) has bad grades is a euphemism for saying they have large breasts. For instance, a girl with D's (really bad grades) has really big breasts. You can say the worse the grades someone has, the bigger their breasts.
Did you see the new girls in English class, she had really bad grades!
I've never seen someone with such bad grades!
Have you seen Jessica lately? Her grades have been getting worse and worse.
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a dick of a person who manipulates people into doing things he wants even though rejected. he'll make your life into a living hell if you don't do what he wants, when he wants, for as much as he pleases. he'll only need you when it's convenient for him. he'll never be there for you, but when you're not able to be there for him, he'll be fucking petty and make you feel like you've committed unimaginable grave sins. and when you try to tell him about how he's being such an asshole, he'll make you feel guilty by saying things like "Do you still love me?" ,"It's ok I don't deserve to be loved," or "I'll never be enough." at first you won't notice how toxic he is, but once you've come to the realization, you'll be more than glad to cut him off from your life. and maybe cut his dick off too while you're at it.
well speaking of the devil aka bad anthony.
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N.) When you attempt to explain the subtle nuances surrounding a person, group, class, etc. using an example, but you accidentally provide an example that contradicts your claim
Person A.) Man... all black people are fucking criminals...
Person B.) Hey man, that’s not true—not all black people are like that; OJ Simpson isn’t... okay, bad example, but you get what I’m saying.
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Brilliance, and enscence of masculinity. In adition, he is the best musician of all time!
A) OHHHHHHHH EMAIL!
*music plays*
Whoa, that ruled...what function key do i gotta press to make that happen again?
B) Techno? I heard one of them songs once, it started with...
DUM DUM DUM DUM
Then some sound like:
DUDA RUP DO
Then like, a syron or something:
WHa-do-da-di-do
Then the obligitory old movie quote:
The system...is down.
"now let's go break open that glow stick and poor it into homestar runner's mountain due!"
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Trying to look at the screen at a different angle to try to see under the dress of a video game character
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On Bad Friday, A handful of people are traditionally nailed to crosses while hundreds more have their backs whipped until they bleed in Asia's major Catholic outpost, to remember the day when Christians believe Jesus Christ died 2,000 years ago.
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Purposeful sexual contact with a family member.
I couldn't believe Mark would bad touch his sister
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